Seven Days While My Wife Was Away--Day Four.
A naked catastrophe
Sometimes there’s no way out of a tricky situation—especially when you’re naked and locked out of your house. All you feel is the wind against your vulnerable parts, and you wish someone would save you from life’s predicaments.
Sure, I could have broken the window, but I didn’t want to do that just yet. So instead, I planned to climb the wall, knock on a neighbor’s door, and call a locksmith to get me in the house. That way, my wife wouldn’t know what a fool I had been without her.
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