Don’t, nada, no, in the negative, or if you want to be crude—up yours. There are many ways of saying don’t and many things I’m not interested in, like being a money grubber, young again, or attending weddings (unless it’s my own). Children, police, and teachers are good at saying don’t, but the rest of us responsible bipeds suck at it. Here are some don’ts for your amusement.
Mom? Dad?:
Should we listen to Don’t?:
On the misery of weddings:
Please Don’t Invite Me to Your Wedding
On greed:
I Don’t Want to be a Money Grubber
Don’t insult me:
I Don’t Want to be Young Again
Some Things About the Crow—Mark Tulin
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Doodle of the Week:
Mr. Belly, copyrighted by Mark Tulin
Read of the Week:
It's not always wonderful when we leave our homeland. "I Left India to Encounter More Setbacks in Canada," by Gurpreet Dhariwal.
Humor of the Week:
“She’s Fruity, but Insanely Irresistible” by Mark Tulin